Bangkok: The Original Sin City
My words cannot do justice to the bright lights and dark corners that pervade Bangkok. So, for this posting I will defer to the author of a book I recent finished called: The River at the Center of the World by Simon Winchester.
...there are many beautiful girls here. Girls who like foreigners very much... Simply crossing the street is a hormonal assault course. As I marched through the gloom toward the brilliantly lit hotel entrance - flashing neon Welcomes and promises of Untold Charms Within - my sleeve was plucked and my shoulders were rubbed by eight, ten young women, who dashed out from behind parked cars.
The patter was straight from a bad Berlitz course. You are so handsome. Your room number, please. I be your good friend. I very reasonable. My massage is excellent. You have much fun. Stop, kind mister, come here and let us have fuck. Getting rid of these girls was like swatting flys - as one brushed insect broke away, so another zoomed around to get at me on the other side. By the time I reached the hotel building I felt as though I had already had the massage I had been promised.
...there are many beautiful girls here. Girls who like foreigners very much... Simply crossing the street is a hormonal assault course. As I marched through the gloom toward the brilliantly lit hotel entrance - flashing neon Welcomes and promises of Untold Charms Within - my sleeve was plucked and my shoulders were rubbed by eight, ten young women, who dashed out from behind parked cars.
The patter was straight from a bad Berlitz course. You are so handsome. Your room number, please. I be your good friend. I very reasonable. My massage is excellent. You have much fun. Stop, kind mister, come here and let us have fuck. Getting rid of these girls was like swatting flys - as one brushed insect broke away, so another zoomed around to get at me on the other side. By the time I reached the hotel building I felt as though I had already had the massage I had been promised.
3 Comments:
At 2:35 AM, lora said…
Yew! I bet you still smiled - gotta make the ego stir a bit. So comm'on - tell us the "real" massage story! Hope you were "safe". ;)
At 4:54 AM, Anonymous said…
Resistance is futile. Chang beer and humidity have a way of making Kho Shan road 10x better than Vegas. I hope you weren't safe!!
Mike
At 11:50 AM, bdvankeuren said…
"The Strip" has nothing on "Khosan Road" With 4 new casinos being built in Singapore and 8 new casinos going up in Macau - Vegas is going have to come up with some creative marketing to keep their foreign customers. It's not looking good for American organized crime.
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